• Facebook Status: Who are your five best friends, and why? Tag them if they’re on FB.

  • Facebook Status: LIKE if you consider yourself lucky.

  • Facebook Status: Have I told you lately that you’re awesome?

  • Facebook Status: You have three choices in life: give in, give up, or give it your all.

  • Facebook Status: Distance doesn’t matter if two hearts are loyal to each other.

  • Facebook Status: I just want less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.