Facebook Status: To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it and whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash.

Facebook Status: It may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away.

Facebook Status: Love is like fire – it can warm your heart, but it can also burn your house down.

Facebook Status: Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

Facebook Status: Forgive your enemies. It annoys them to no end.

Facebook Status: If your partner cooks, you clean. It’s a relationship, not an employment contract.