• Facebook Status: If something’s not going right, try left.

  • Facebook Status: Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

  • Facebook Status: It hurts when you go to unfriend someone, only to find they’ve beaten you to it!

  • Facebook Status: Keep calm and know Google can help you find a way to fix almost every problem. If not, it will tell you who can fix it.

  • Facebook Status: I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.

  • Facebook Status: I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.