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Facebook Status: An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.

Facebook Status: If you could use a break-up line rather than a pick-up line, what would you say?

Facebook Status: If you want to change your life, change your mind.

Facebook Status: I want to apologise to all of the people in their 30’s that I called old when I was 18.

Facebook Status: Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.