• Facebook Status: Later is the best time to do anything.

  • Facebook Status: Nobody knows everything, but everybody knows something.

  • Facebook Status: If you could put together a football team of politicians and celebrities, who would you enlist and why?

  • Facebook Status: If you don’t like something, change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it. – Mary Engelbreit.

  • Facebook Status: I’m surprised more people don’t Photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures.

  • Facebook Status: Let’s observe a moment of silence for those who saw my post but didn’t like it.