Facebook Status: By a show of LIKES, how many of you have you exceeded the speed limit this week?

Facebook Status: A good friend will call your parents by their first names. A best friend will call your parents ‘Mom’ and ‘Dad.’

Facebook Status: Everyone in your life is there for a reason. You just have to figure out why and decide if that reason is good enough.

Facebook Status: What do you think about most? The past, the present, or the future?

Facebook Status: You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Facebook Status: If you had three wishes, what would they be? You can’t wish for another wish, or money.