Facebook Status: Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a Brie?

Facebook Status: I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head, but then the other person doesn’t follow the script.

Facebook Status: Who are your five best friends, and why? Tag them if they’re on FB.

Facebook Status: I’ve never felt quite as motivated as I did the first time Eminem released ‘Lose Yourself’.

Facebook Status: Have I told you lately that you’re awesome?

Facebook Status: You have three choices in life: give in, give up, or give it your all.