WhatsApp Status: I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.

WhatsApp Status: A life without mistakes is like an education without books

WhatsApp Status: Keep calm and enjoy life.

WhatsApp Status: Totally available! Please disturb me!

WhatsApp Status: Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

WhatsApp Status: “Success” depends on the second letter.

WhatsApp Status: Best friends listen to what you don’t say.

WhatsApp Status: The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.

WhatsApp Status: Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

WhatsApp Status: That annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you were watching.