• WhatsApp Status: I wonder what happens when the doctor’s wife eats an apple a day?

  • WhatsApp Status: My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

  • WhatsApp Status: A celebrity is someone who works hard all their life to become known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

  • WhatsApp Status: The awkward moment when you have to eat crunchy food in a room full of silent people.

  • WhatsApp Status: I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

  • WhatsApp Status: The problem with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.