• WhatsApp Status: Treat each day as if it were your last; one day, you’ll be right.

  • WhatsApp Status: Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

  • WhatsApp Status: Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle for the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.

  • WhatsApp Status: Try to say the letter ‘M ‘without your lips touching.

  • WhatsApp Status: That annoying moment when the TV adverts are so long, that you forget what you were watching.

  • WhatsApp Status: Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.