• WhatsApp Status: Excellence is not a skill; it is an attitude.

  • WhatsApp Status: My talents include finding the slowest queue to stand in at the shops.

  • WhatsApp Status: I love my job, but only when I’m on vacation.

  • WhatsApp Status: All my life I thought air was free … until I bought a bag of chips.

  • WhatsApp Status: May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. – Nelson Mandela.

  • WhatsApp Status: Light travels faster than sound – that’s why people appear bright until they speak.