WhatsApp Status: I’m on the ‘starts tomorrow’ diet.

WhatsApp Status: Life is an echo – what you send out, comes back.

WhatsApp Status: Life is short, so don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp statuses.

WhatsApp Status: A faithful friend is the medicine of life.

WhatsApp Status: Sleep is my drug… my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.

WhatsApp Status: Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.