WhatsApp Status: I could talk about myself for hours, but the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.

WhatsApp Status: I don’t have time to worry about who doesn’t like me. I’m too busy loving the people who love me.

WhatsApp Status: Inhale confidence. Exhale doubt.

WhatsApp Status: Totally available! Please disturb me!

WhatsApp Status: A cartoonist has been found dead in their home. The details are sketchy.

WhatsApp Status: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.