• Facebook Status: The hardest part of acting like you don’t care, is knowing how much you actually do.

  • Facebook Status: Those at the top of the mountain didn’t fall there. They got there with hard work, sweat and tears.

  • Facebook Status: Don’t ruin a good day because of a bad yesterday.

  • Facebook Status: Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

  • Facebook Status: I’m only liking your status to let you know that I read it so you won’t try to tell me about it later.

  • Facebook Status: What’s one thing you can do today to make someone else laugh? Did you do it yet? How about now?